What does Shorty stand for?

First of all I want to share my situation with my buttocks. Yeah, again some ass talk. Anyway, those little potato fields are doing better. I gave 30 minutes of cold treatment for both sides on Tuesday and yesterday after practice. I had one 0,5 liter bottle in the freezer and one old ice bag so I could have them on my hips at the same time. It felt really good, I could just feel the muscles in ease, so relaxing. Also sitting at work does not feel that bad anymore. All this might be due to a burana course that I take in case there really is inflammation but somehow I feel the swelling has come down and I don't feel like wearing someone elses ghetto booty anymore.

It seems I really am back on the track, I've done workout now for 3 days and I feel great. Well a bit sniffles but that's all. There is also fun ahead: tomorrow we are leaving to check out our neighbouring teams minimum skills test. There's also going to be a couple of our own players to do their skating part of minimum skills and some who only do the time trial, I'm sure they all make the 25 laps in 5 minutes! I'm going to check someones skills and am really excited. It's just so much fun to see all the other derby girls and as I've told earlier too, I really like girls from Kymenlaakso.

So what about Shorty H? We had our player pictures taken yesterday and quite many of us had some prop to underline their skater name or something that they like otherwise. I had a small identity crisis because I started to think about it too much. Shorty, as Wikipedia kindly informs me, stands for quite unfamous rapper, some films, band, a type of wetsuit (?!) and then the one I refer it to: a pejorative term or nickname for a person of short stature (usually a child or female). Of course I'm not of a short stature - quite the opposite with the length of 180 cm but hey it's supposed to be "funny". Well it's probably not the most unique or imaginative skater name but it's mine. I also like the note of the spelling in Southern U.S. Shawty. Always good to have a nickname for your nickname, yes? So I got rid of the crisis, took a cap with me and put on some nice grins (I don't actually know if those were nice). Hey I almost forgot the H. It is usually forgotten and my team members usually use only Shorty. But it comes from my first name and my old last name that both start with H.

Benefits from changing my last name from H to L